Budweiser, the self proclaimed king of beers. Images of mythically large Clydesdales prancing and galloping and whatever else horses do when they have had a few too many of the product their selling, I also hear they’ve been known to play a bit of football as well.
The first week when I saw our teacher carrying in cases of ice cold bud I figured this was an excersises in patience, or temperance, it was neither. It was actually one of the most educational things I've done during the course and as a craft beer drinker.
Why bud? For those not familiar with this product its neutral, its clean, its consistent. The hops and malt are balanced, not "bitter" nor overly "sweet", clean in that there are no esters or strange flavors. Its a consistently made clean product, and the perfect "control" for these experiments. Our teachers have taken these bottles of bud and "spiked" them with various chemicals and compounds... the results were a great combination of facinating, horrible and downright nasty... so without further delay (me babbling) I give you Budweiser, 15 different ways:
The Results: (Brief tasting notes)
Basic Flavors and Compounds
Sample 1- Control (Just regular old bud)
Aroma: Corn, malty, slight sulfur, clean, simple, almost no hop prescense.
Flavor: Slightly malty, clean, slight bruised apple, feint lemongrass
Facto Says: Its bud. What else is there to say. Its Budweiser. In a bottle.
Sample 2- Sweet (2% Sucrose)
Aroma: Very similar if not the same.
Flavor: Sweeter in the middle and backend.
Facto Says: Nothing terribly offensive here. Just bud with a bit of sugar.
Sample 3- Sour (Acetic acid 300mg/L)
Aroma: Slight sulfur and lemon notes enhanced just a bit.
Flavor: Sour, not stale milk or lambic sour just a bit of tang in the back end.
Facto Says: This is not poor mans gueze, so don’t even think about it sourheads!
Sample 4- Salty (0.2% Sodium Chloride)
Aroma: Actually a bit more bland. Or maybe that’s my palate.
Flavor: More salt, initial flavors are slightly enhanced.
Facto Says: Dude, like remember that time in Cancun when you like totally swam out in the ocean and drank that bud and like some of the water totally got in your beer dude. Yea. Its kind of like that, except that never happened to me. And I’ve never been to Cancun.
Sample 5- Bitter (+25 BU(bitterness units)) (pre-isomerized hop extract)
Aroma: A bit of body odor (not the good kind) is added into the mix
Flavor: Astringent bitterness, not pleasant by any means. Chemical like flavors.
Facto Says: Ok, so the aroma could of came from the guy next to me. No, not dry hopped bud. Just bitter bud. Chemically bitter bud.
Sample 6- Metallic/Astringent (3mg/L FeSO4.7H2O)
Aroma: Not really that different
Flavor: Very metallic. Like chewing on aluminum foil or sucking on a roll of pennies while drinking bud.)
Facto Says: The only chemistry course I’ve ever taken I got a D- in. That having been said I think the chemical was iron sulfate, hopefully someone can chime in here.
Sample 7- DMS (150ppb di-methyl sulfide)
Aroma: Cooked corn/vegetables. Slightly more salty?
Flavor: Dulls the mouthfeel, more cooked corn/vegetable funk.
Facto Says: This is one of those really easy to spot off chemicals that occur in beer. Its not pleasant and once its above the threshold it will pretty much wreck any beer of any style of any creed on any planet. Get it?
Sample 8- Isovaleric Acid (3ppm)
Aroma: Artificial candy, stale gummies, BO, all sorts of terrible things going on.
Flavor: Sharp, cheesy, just plain awful.
Facto Says: Isovaleric acid is the result of when hops stale. Trust me, you don’t want this stuff in your beer. It was bad, really really bad. Barely finished the sample, and I’ve drank some terrible stuff before.
*These were from a different tasting 2 weeks later, the control, enviorment, and taster were the same. However as everyone knows my palate is not the same everyday of the week. I might have had a slight cold, might of drank liters of Imperial IPA before the tasting (just kidding) but you get the picture. These are not absoloutes, and I am by no means a trained professional beer drinker……. Yet…
Yeast Related Flavors
Sample 1- Yeasty, fresh (fresh yeast/vitamin tablet)
Aroma: More yeast in the nose, processed vitamins/pills, slightly bready
Flavor: Sweet yeasty, a bit more to it, less foam, different mouthfeel.
Facto Says: Who says beer isn’t good for you? Ever had a beer for breakfast? Kill 2 birds with one stone, your nutritional needs and that nasty hangover all in one! (Greasy breakfast supplement recommended)
Sample 2- Yeasty, autolysed (autolyzed yeast)
Aroma: Not bad, bread, yeast, a bit of canned cat food (Good catch Destiny)
Flavor: Beef bullion (the cubes) soy sauce.
Facto Says: Interesting, very interesting..
Sample 3- Ethyl Acetate (ethyl acetate 100ppm)
Aroma: Rubber, solvent, astringent, more hazy in appearance.
Flavor: Solvent, astringent, just slightly sweeter on the back end
Facto Says: I have no idea what this stuff is. Nor do I want to, nor do I want it in my beer.. ever.. again..
Sample 4- Iso amyl acetate (Iso amyl acetate 6ppm)
Aroma: Banana Runts.
Flavor: Bit more fruity and sweet, slicker mouthfeel.
Facto Says: This chemical is also used in flavoring banana candy. It really did smell like those banana runts.
Sample 5- Ethyl hexanoate (Ethyl hexanoate 0.6ppm)
Aroma: A bit of star anise, licorice
Flavor: More anise, similar to the aroma, sweet
Facto Says: Yes obviously this is ethyl haxanoate, haven’t you ever heard of ethyl hexanoate? What the hells wrong with you?
Sample 6- Infected (diacetyl 100ppb + acetic acid 300ppm)
Aroma: Rancid butter, microwaved buttered popcorn sour cream
Flavor: Basically echoing the aroma. Rancid butter and sour cream, mouthfeel becomes butter and less assertive
Facto Says: Diacetyl might be the one chemical I absoloutely cannot stand in beer. It will drive me mad and possibly be the end of me. In vapor form it is a carcinogen (causes cancer (boo)) but don’t worry in its solid non-vaporous form its harmless. Except for the fact that it freakin’ wrecks the beer.
Lots more to come, I promise.